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TRY:I
WHO TRY: Fox Pelt Man C█
THING TRIED: Poke Thing-II with hand.
WHAT HAPPENED: Thing-II make Fox Pelt Man C█ hand cold. Fox Pelt Man C█ hands put in rabbit pelt, and they fine.
TRY:II
WHO TRY: Wolf Pelt Man D██
THING TRIED: Hit Thing-II with fist.
WHAT HAPPENED: Thing-II die.
TRY:III
WHO TRY: Witch Doctor R█-Y██
THING TRIED: Go outside of Cave-IIII when Thing-II everywhere with wolf-pelt clothing.
WHAT HAPPENED: Witch Doctor R█-Y██ not [DATA CHISELED OUT] by Thing-II. This info useful, Shaman B█ tell Witch Doctor R█-Y██ not do this. So he get demoted to Helper Witch Doctor.
TRY:IIII
WHO TRY: Hunter A█
THING TRIED: Piss on Thing-II.
WHAT HAPPENED: Thing-II become Thing-II-I, which is yellow thing. Hunter A█ get promoted to Huntsman and get to use throwing axe now.
TRY:IIIII
WHO TRY: Shaman Br█
THING TRIED: Put Thing-I near Thing-II.
WHAT HAPPENED: Thing-I die.
TRY: IIIII I
WHO TRY: Shaman N█
THING TRIED: Throw Thing-II at wolf.
WHAT HAPPENED: Shaman N█ get attacked by wolf, but he kill wolf with club. Shaman N█ get 1 free mammoth meat for bringing wolf pelt.
''"Me think Thing-II from gods of war. It make all animal mad when throw at them." -Shaman N''█
TRY: IIIII II
WHO TRY: Shaman A██
THING TRIED: Prove Shaman N█ wrong by throw Thing-II at crocodile.
WHAT HAPPENED: Shaman A██ get hand bitten off by crocodile. Shaman A██ has been demoted to Witch Doctor for being idiot.
TRY: IIIII III
WHO TRY: Witch Doctor A██
THING TRIED: Put Thing-II in lake.
WHAT HAPPENED: Lake eat Thing-II.
''"Lake eat things now? This very bad." -Witch Doctor A''██
Try: IIIII IIII
WHO TRY: Crocodile Skin Man A█-R█
THING TRIED: Eat Thing-II.
WHAT HAPPENED: Crocodile Skin Man A█-R█ cold, but Thing-II taste fine.
Try: IIIII IIIII
WHO TRY: Fox Pelt Man G██
THING TRIED: Do all Tries again but with Thing-II-I.
WHAT HAPPENED: Everything was same, but Fox Pelt man G██ get deep scars from crocodile and wolf. He also smell like piss from Try III, and he get bad juju from Try IIIII IIII. Many Sacrifice-Type Men have been sacrificed to make sure Fox Pelt Man G██ stay alive. Fox Pelt Man G██ now promoted to Tiger Pelt Man.
Try: IIIII IIIII I
WHO TRY: Crocodile Skin Man A█-R█
THING TRIED: Put large amount of Thing-II in small lake.
WHAT HAPPENED: Water in lake become [DATA CHISELED OUT]
TRY: I
WHO TRY: Hunter A█, Huntsman R██
WHAT TRIED: Kill Thing-III. Hunter A█ have stone spear, Huntsman R██ have stone axe.
WHAT HAPPENED: Thing-III hit Huntsman R██, and he die. Hunter A█ run away. Hunter A█ has been demoted to Rabbit Pelt Man for being pussy.
''We Capture, Keep, Guard, not Kill, Kill, Kill! -Shaman A''█
TRY: II
WHO TRY: Tiger Pelt Man C█
WHAT TRIED: Kill Thing-III, but with range weapon. He have slingshot and stone javelin.
WHAT HAPPENED: Tiger Pelt Man C█ not been found since he go out.
''Me sent a QHP to find Tiger Pelt Man C''█. ''They not come back.'' ''-Shaman B''█
TRY: III
WHO TRY: Shaman A█
WHAT TRIED: Give Thing-III stone.
WHAT HAPPENED: Thing-III ignore stone.
TRY: IIII
WHO TRY: Shaman A█
WHAT TRIED: Give Thing-III Thing-II.
WHAT HAPPENED: Thing-III ignore Thing-II.
TRY: IIIII
WHO TRY: Witch Doctor I█
WHAT TRIED: Give Thing-III water in bucket.
WHAT HAPPENED: Thing-III hit bucket after long time.
TRY: IIIII I
WHO TRY: Witch Doctor I█
WHAT TRIED: Give Thing-III Sacrifice-Type Man S-II.
WHAT HAPPENED: Thing-III kill S-II. But then Thing-III hit Witch Doctor I█. Shaman A█ go back to trying things until Witch Doctor I█
TRY: IIIII II
WHO TRY: Shaman A█
WHAT TRIED: Put Sacrifice-Type Man S-III in Thing-III, but with crocodile skin clothing.
WHAT HAPPENED: Thing-III kill S-III. Some of crocodile skin become Thing-III-I. This how we find Thing-III-I.
TRY: IIIII III
WHO TRY: Shaman A█
WHAT TRIED: Give meat, grass, stone, wood, and Sacrifice-Type Man S-IIII to Thing-III, see what it hit.
WHAT HAPPENED: Thing-III hit wood, but wood become [DATA CHISELED OUT]. Then it [DATA CHISELED OUT] to the meat, grass, and Sacrifice-Type Man S-IIII.
TRY: I
WHO TRY: Tiger Pelt Man U█
THING TRIED: Make spear with Thing-IIII instead of stone.
WHAT HAPPENED: Spear sharper than normal spear.
TRY: II
WHO TRY: Fox Pelt Man B██
THING TRIED: Make axe with Thing-IIII instead of stone.
WHAT HAPPENED: Axe very sharp now, but not heavy. Fox Pelt Man G█ killed wolf with new Thing-IIII axe, and was awarded women.
TRY: III
WHO TRY: Fox Pelt Man B██
THING TRIED: Eat Thing-IIII.
WHAT HAPPENED: Fox Pelt Man B█ say Thing-IIII not taste good. Then he die.
TRY: IIII
WHO TRY: Fox Pelt Man B██
THING TRIED: Put Thing-IIII in Woman X█'s [DATA CHISELED OUT].
WHAT HAPPENED: [DATA CHISELED OUT]. Fox Pelt Man B██ demoted to Sacrifical-Type Man.
Try: IIIII
WHO TRY: Witch Doctor F█
THING TRIED: Piss on spear with Thing-IIII, throw spear at wolf.
WHAT HAPPENED: Wolf get wounded and run away. Next sunrise, wolf found dead with infection around spear.
''Hooray! Everyone now piss on spear! -Witch Doctor F''█
Try: IIIII I
WHO TRY: Witch Doctor F█
THING TRIED: Make sacrifice knife with Thing-IIII.
WHAT HAPPENED: Thing-IIII knife sharper. When Sacrifical-Type Man S-IIIII get sacrificed, more berries grow, so there more food. Witch Doctor F█ was promoted to Chieftan following Happening-I with Thing-IIII.
Try: IIIII II
WHO TRY: Witch Doctor N██
THING TRIED: Rub two Thing-IIII.
WHAT HAPPENED: [DATA CHISELED OUT].
Try: I
Who Tried: Huntsman U█
What Tried: Poke Thing-IIII I with spear.
What Happened: Thing-IIII I get wound, but not die. It take IIII IIII IIII for wound to stop bleeding.
''Can we have new counting things way now? They still too long. -Huntsman U''█
''Said yes to. We have new counting things system now. -Chieftan F''█
Try: II
Who Tried: Huntsman U█
What Tried: Poke Thing-V with finger.
What Happened: Thing-V bite finger hard. Shaman P███ try things until Huntsman U█ finger get better.
Try: III
Who Tried: Shaman P███
What Tried: Put finger in water, take Thing-V out of water, poke Thing-V with water finger.
What Happened: Thing-V die.
Try: IV
Who Tried: Shaman P███
What Tried: Take Thing-V out of water, piss on Thing-V.
What Happened: Thing-V still die.
''Thing-V no like piss. -Shaman P''███
Try: V
Who Tried: Shaman P███
What Tried: Piss on Thing-V while it still in water.
What Happened: Thing-V bite dick. Witch Doctor I█ now in charge of trying things.
Try: VI
Who Tried: Witch Doctor I█
What Tried: Put two Thing-V in same lake and see if they sex.
What Happened: Big Thing-V eat little Thing-V.
''The big Thing-V looked different from other Thing-V. Big thing now Thing-V-I.''
Try: VI
Who Tried: Witch Doctor I█
What Tried: Give Thing-V meat.
What Happened: Thing-V no eat meat.
Try: VII
Who Tried: Witch Doctor I█
What Tried: Give Thing-V grass from sea.
What Happened: Thing-V eat meat.
Try: VIII
Who Tried: Shaman X█-F█
What Tried: Make shrine to Thing-V.
What Happened: Thing-V leap into face of Shaman X█-F█. Shaman X█-F█ no want to try things on Thing-V.
''It fly! -Shaman X''█-F█
Try: IX
Who Tried: Fox Pelt Man D██.
What Tried: Make shrine to Thing-V-I with stones and water.
What Happened: Thing-V-I live in shrine now.
''Me glad that we have shrine, but me not think it good idea to have Thing-V-I in cave. -Shaman P''███
Try: X
Who Tried: Witch Doctor I█
What Tried: Give Thing-V-I grass from sea.
What Happened: Thing-V-I not eat grass from sea, instead bite Witch Doctor I█'s finger off.
''It not safe to have Thing-V-I anymore. It bite too many people. I will make tool to kill Thing-V with. -Fox Pelt Man D''██
Try: XI
Who Tried: Fox Pelt Man D██
What Tried: Use tool kill Thing-I-V with. Tool is plant string attached to end of branch to reel in one Thing-V-I with.
What Happened: Thing-V-I not tricked.
''What that idiot think would happen? I should demote for waste wood and plant string. -Witch Doctor S''███
Try: XII
Who Tried: Fox Pelt Man D██
What Tried: Put meat at end of plant string on tool, try to kill Thing-V-I with again.
What Happened: Thing-V-I tricked. Fox Pelt Man D██ eat Thing-V-I, say it "okay".
''Fox Pelt Man D''██ ''promoted to Wolf Pelt Man. I sorry for last thing I say. -Witch Doctor S''███.
Try: XII
Who Tried: Shaman P███
What Tried: Kill Thing-V with Fox Pelt Man D██ tool with meat on.
What Happened: Thing-V also tricked. Thing-V taste better than Thing-V-II.
Try: XIII
Who Tried: Shaman P███
What Tried: Go on raft to find more Things like Thing-V.
What Happened: Shaman P███ found [DATA CHISELED OUT], now called Thing-V-II. Shaman P███ get bad leg wound.
''Gods no like me. But I sacrifice leg to gods, so they like me more! -Shaman P''███
Shaman P███ ''has been demoted to Witch Doctor for being stupid. -Chieftan F''█
Try: XIV
Who Tried: Fox Pelt Man U█-I█.
What Tried: Piss in water with Thing-V.
What Happened: Chieftan F█ cancel try.
''No one allowed to have dick near Thing-V after Try V.''